me at home: i've been wearing the same jeans and band shirt for the last three weeks but it still smells alright so i'll keep wearing it

me going away: I NEED ONE SHIRT FOR EACH DAY AND EXTRA IN CASE IT GETS DIRTY AND THE SAME AMOUNT OF JEANS AND SOCKS ACTUALLY NO I'LL NEED EXTRA SOCKS IN CASE IT FLOODS AND DOUBLE THE UNDERWEAR IN CASE OF DISASTER AND ONE NICE OUTFIT IN CASE I GET INVITED TO TEA WITH THE QUEEN

another hockey jokes

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canadianbeauty10:

norwayscurlingpants:

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savedbyprice:

Why don’t the Bruins drink tea?

Because Montreal and the Red Wings have all the cups. 

How does a Habs fan change a light bulb?

They don’t. They just talk about how good the old one was.

the edmonton oilers.

How many bruin fans does it take to do the laundry?

None cause they all say it isnt dirty.

What do you call the Habs not winning in over 20 years?

A Hab-it

(via believe-in-boston-bruins)